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Cats (and dogs) vs. People

This was posted in a private Facebook group for people without human children, but who have furry children

To which someone added “7. you are not charged with abuse for leaving them in a crate”

To which was added

“8, 9, 10, 11, and 12: cats don’t end up knocked up (unless you didn’t fix them)
they don’t wrap the car around the telephone pole or other serious accident
Other than socks, they don’t steal from you
Other than catnip, will never have a drug problem
They won’t be living in your basement when they’re 40 (although we wish they could)
For the most part, they are quiet
They are not holy terrors in public places
it is ok to use a leash on them
They can sleep with you and you still get a good night’s sleep
No college tuition to worry about
No wedding to pay for
Unless they’re not fixed, no PMS or periods effects to deal with

And the list goes on …”

I hope you find this as funny as I did.

Have a very happy day 🙂

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